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‘Twas The Night Before Christmas – The Technical Version!

‘Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the annual Yuletide celebration, and throughout our place of residence, kinetic activity was not in evidence among the possessors of this...

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The Coldest Winter Ever

One day in early September the chief of a Native American tribe was asked by his tribal elders if the winter of 2008 was going to be cold or mild. The chief asked his medicine man, but he too had lost...

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Wight Yor Name

When Taylor was born two friends gave me two tips for Christmas. One friend told me to buy separate gift wrap, tags, and bows for presents from Santa. Another friend told me to have someone else write...

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The Overeating Elf

Once there was an elf named Frez that would get so nervous during Christmas time that he would eat two lunches at the elf cafeteria. He tried to be just too perfect in toymaking and never thought they...

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Grandpa Got Runover By a Reindeer

As the sun set over the snow-capped peaks of the Sangre DeCristo mountains, its fading light gave the panorama of plains and mesas to the east an eerie, supernatural glow. Even after being born and...

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The Overeating Elf

Once there was an elf named Frez that would get so nervous during Christmas time that he would eat two lunches at the elf cafeteria. He tried to be just too perfect in toymaking and never thought they...

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Are You Curious?

Are You Curious? Anne could not decide on what type of Christmas tree she wanted but her daughter Alice knew exactly which tree would be best. Alice wanted a real tree to be planted in the front yard...

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The Christmas Cloud Named Hankie

Story written by Carol Ann Garretson “It has never been this cold,” said the wise old turtle. The rabbit agreed, the squirrel agreed, and so did all the birds. They were all looking up because...

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Santa Claus Does Not Forget

Story written by M.A. Haley Bertie was a very good boy. He was kind, obedient, truthful, and unselfish. He had, however, one great fault,—he always forgot. No matter how important the errand, his...

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Grandpa Got Runover by a Reindeer

Story written by Daniel ‘Chip’ Ciammaichella As the sun set over the snow-capped peaks of the Sangre DeCristo mountains, its fadinglight gave the panorama of plains and mesas to the east an eerie,...

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